05 October 2017

KingCast Reports: Stolen Car and MTBike.

18:00 Yesterday -- I called it in yesterday to Shoreline PD hat a strange dog had stolen my car with my mountainbike in it. I first tracked her down to a local post office, but she took off like a jackrabbit, and was seen driving erratically and at high speeds all the way to a local taco stand.  Just as I was in range to make a citizen's arrest she took flight again and had taken the bike to a local woods, probably transporting it to a chop shop or something. The car was left running at the side of the road, probably because the bitch lacks opposable thumbs.

I quickly apprehended the suspect and took her out for a beer and a belly rub.

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