KingCast says "Wow, I didn't know I lived in a rain forest...."

Boston (n). A Thickly-Settled city in the Northeast predominated by abundant political corruption, cloud cover, nasty winters, nasty people, fog, a predominance of rain, i.e. 7/8 next days and a niggardly allotment of sunshine. i.e. 1/8 of those same days.