19 December 2009

Wanted: Massachusetts State Senator, read below for job description and responsibilities.

Must be able to sustain repeated wrist slaps, get so drunk you don't know your way home, then drive drunk and leave the scene of an accident and avoid jail time despite two prior drunk driving charges.

Applications accepted down at the local bar.

For more information contact Anthony Galluccio, the Boston Herald or WHDH TV7 news. Photo by Ted Fitzgerald.

(Former) Senator John Marzilli watch.

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