08 August 2007

Parody: KingCast admits that he is the Huckster, in Franconia shooting tragedy.

[NOTE: This post is a parody. The real ESAH gets it, but others may have been confused. Sorry] Now that KingCast has become the first media source (it won't be the last) to host the entire "investigative" files online, it is time to straighten up and admit that this blawg has gone off the rails and it is indeed time to cut the crap so I'll start now:

For some time now I've been blasting someone purportedly named "Eye Smell a Huckster."

The fact is, the Huckster profile is one I created that I may or may not retire but I did use "him" as a tool of shameless self-promotion when I crafted this post. For more on this, read the comments section but just remember this:

You will never see the two of us at the same time. Here's part of a recent "exchange."

ESAH: "You know, the Tony Soprano angle is one that King should get his staff investigators working on immediately. I say this because the Sopranos last episode ended with a controversial "fade to black."

KingCast: And I say fuggitaboutit...... I'm all set with the angle of the bullet through Liko's windscreen. Remembuh' that, Vinny?

Come next week huckster gets another slap in the face, falls off a pier and goes swimming with the fishes.

He IS a funny dude, though.

THX for the giggles, bro.'

12 comments:

Christopher King said...

Here's more funny Hucksterisms:

"Maybe the next case of police abuse will attract the attention of a licensed lawyer and serious media."

Oh, I know what he means.

He means some OTHER licensed attorneys other than Mark Sisti, former director of NH Public Defender who is representing the family, or Troy Watts, or Attorney X who have all helped me or provided relevant information so that I could go ahead and do this thing right because I'm the First Amendmet Guru whether I'm licensed or not.

And the simple fact is, I don't have to be licensed in this instance.

Duh.

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But maybe when he speaks of "Serious media" he would be referring to all of the OTHER media sources who are hosting the full investigative file online, as I just did.

Then later he says:

"
You know, the Tony Soprano angle is one that King should get his staff investigators working on immediately. I say this because the Sopranos last episode ended with a controversial "fade to black."


And I say fuggitaboutit...... I'm all set with the angle of the bullet through Liko's windscreen. Remembuh' that, Vinny

Come next week huckster gets another slap in the face, falls off a pier and goes swimming with the fishes.

He IS a funny dude, though.

THX for the giggles, bro.'

Christopher King said...

BTW the inspiration for the "Huckster" profile was derived from another legal blogger at Crime and Federalism, quoted on the KingCast podcast page just above the corporate logo, who called CT NAACP area President Scott Esdaile a "huckster and a charlatan."

Read about it here.

This is what Mike wrote about this blawg:

"READ THIS BLOG: I've been following Christoper King's saga since before he was an accused felon. Christopher King was indicted on what seems (to me, anyway) bogus charges. Rather than cowering in a hole, he is roaring like a lion - from his blog. You should be reading this."

-Mike from Crime & Federalism blog.

*******

Thanks, Mike. It's been quite the trip.

Anonymous said...

Where's the complete '03 video as promised?

Also, are there any photos or other materials that you have, either audio or video from the AG report that you have in possession, but may not be available in the downloadable AG report that you'd been encouraged to finally display?

When can we expect the audio evidence from the various interviews? Is there any other video material available thru the AG report, or just that small excerpt from the youtube filings?
If you have any of that, when will it be published here? Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Are you saying that you've created 'fake' posters, named them, and then responded to them or am I mis-reading you? This is a little confusing. Are you creating alter-egos from which to post here? and then responding to them?

I thought that was the 'troll' trick. Are you 'supporters' doing something similar??

Christopher King said...

7:44

I have photos in two forms.

First, the pdf photos. Those have to be loaded individually and not as a disc. That will not happen on my watch or dollar but I would be more than happy to have a copy made and forward it to someone.

Second, the 35MM phots. Those are the ones that englarge REAL BIG. Those have been sent along with the 2003 video to be hosted because those might be hostable as one whole disc and because I'm busy writing a brief and gathering evidence/documents as noted in the last post.

Third, the statements I have on video for "Franconia 5/11" are precious (and likely not evidentiary per se) and I am in no particular hurry to make a movie about that, even a short one. It will happen soon though, even if it is just a trailer.

7:48

Do you think ESAH is me, and that I am ESAH?

Yeah, I played a bit of chess in high school and from time-to-time thereafter.

Pawn pushed.

Your move.

I would be more concerned about what's going on, or more specifically NOT going on with major media and the fact that NONE of them has produced these files.

And there are more files.

Wait a minute; I'll post them.

Namaste.

Anonymous said...

rYou're welcome King, from the Huckster, the real one, which is me, not you.

The real huckster supports your efforts to expose Ayotte as either incompetent, a coverup artist, or a shill. Yessir.

I do try to lighten things up, and think you go out too far on a limb and exxagerate, speculate, etc. to your own detriment.

But, it is your website! So rock on. You have a constitutional, First Amendment right to self-promotion, as you know.

Glad you liked my take on the Soprano's possilble involvement in the Kenney/McKay/Floyd story.

Anonymous said...

Come next week huckster gets another slap in the face, falls off a pier and goes swimming with the fishes

But you claim that you are the huckster. Are you going to slap yourself and then jump off a pier??

Eye am not worried. Nope. Hucksters are out there, and my sense of smell is good.

;-)

Anonymous said...

So Chris is making up an altar ego by taking the name of one of the posters, is that correct? He is taking the name of one of the posters and appropriating it for his own personal use, is that correct?
Have I got that correct?
Please someone let me know if this is correct?

So this blog is one quarter solid, two quarters self-promotion and one quarter intentional obfuscation?
Great.
Liko would have seen through this crap immediately.

Christopher King said...

Hahahahahaha.....

Conclusively disprove that I am not the Huckster.

Conclusively prove that I am.

Conclusively prove that anyone on this blawg is who they claim to be.

In fact, this blawg doesn't even exist.

The whole thing never happened.

And NH AG Kelly Ayotte has never intentionally, negligently or recklessly issued material misstatements in this case that never happened, either.

Just a fun little post.

Liko would have dug it, unless ALL of his friends are wrong.

Namaste.

Anonymous said...

Ya know King, I like that! So, whatcha say we strike up the band (again)?!!



I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
MAN, you been a naughty boy, and let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob

Mister City P'liceman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying. I'm cry------------ing,
I'm crying. I'm cry------------ing.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your Knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob

Expert texpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he, he he, ha, ha, ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob g'goo
(rhythmical speaking along with juba's).
Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba.....
(speaking)

--Repeat (eventually juba's will stop) and fade until end.--
during the fade out background vocals:
[Simultaneously:] 'Everybody smokes pot' and 'Oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa' [jumper]

Christopher King said...

Now that's too much fun because I had the same exact thought today about posting

"I am the huckster....goo goo g'joob....."

That's too rich.

Of course folks will wonder if I'm talking to myself, but it doesn't really matter now, does it?

ROTFLMAO,

-c

Christopher King said...

And of course this is the best lyric:

"Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your Knickers down....."