04 June 2006

KingCast Presents: A special treat for Gloria Timmons.

You haters think I've shot my load already? Not hardly. I got stamina, baby -- I'm just waiting for Timmons to take the fucking stand so I can bust all over her and that rectum-wrecking, personal favor-asking Claire Holston, who according to Timmons' sworn testimony "check[s] the email daily." See you soon, ladies.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: (gleefully) I like rape.
Lamarr: Charming. Sign right here.

Anonymous said...

Rectum wrecker - that is awesome. This is going to be a three ring circus. Letters from a Birmingham jail, circa 2006. Good luck to you and your lawyer with the giant melon.

Christopher King said...

Thanks, guys. I think I will direct counsel to ask two questions of Timmons and Dunn from the get-go:

1. Have you ever lied about Christopher King?

2. Do you harbor any animosity toward Christopher King?

Then let the shit start hitting the fan from that point forward.

Peace.