They're beautiful, like a Picasso....

....Or is it more like Scilla and Charybdis? Why the area NAACP President and VP turned Janus-faced on me as Legal Chair after "loving and supporting" me for being a "go getter right from the start" no true fan of Civil Rights will ever understand. Watch them in action in the "Oreo" video; click on the link marked "evil."

UPDATE: All "extortion" charges were eventually dismissed against me after I wrote a letter to a cop threatening legal action on behalf of a black man who faced 3 drawn police firearms and a visual body cavity search for "LOITERING" for Pete's sake.

PS: I told CT blogger Jenny D to watch the NAACP carefully as they align themselves with the Bush administration in supporting No Child's Behind Left NCLB in CT. I understand their stated motive (Federal comity vs. states' rights -- states' rights were used to undermine Civil Rights back in the Day when the NAACP actually had teeth) but there could be some serious ramifications. I also told her about my efforts to help Gloria's sister at the Hartford, CT School Board -- because Gloria asked me to -- which again is one of the reasons why they "loved and supported" me. I'm going to roast any liar who gets in my way. Roast 'em like a rotisserie hog. Some folks in NH agree.

PPS: For opposing counsel should they be reading this, don't get too excited over the typo on the boilerplate Discovery Instructions that read "Plaintiff" instead of "Defendant." That will be corrected via tracked U.S. Mail Friday 10 Feb. 2006.