27 October 2005

"You're so obese only black men will like you"

Let's get a grip, here folks. Dr. Terry Bennett's comments, in lilly-white New Hampshire, are not the same as a doctor telling a skinny black woman, "you're so skinny only white boys will like you," and if you can't see that, or comprehend why it's different in a context like this, you may be cursed with another physical ailment beyond the Good Doctor's bailiwick: Myopia.

Having dated leggy blondes to short brunettes and women of many body compositions between 4'10" to 6'2" and in between, I appreciate all sorts of women. But apparently some white professionals in the "Live Free or Die" state don't appreciate black men appreciating white women in that way because he used it as a scare tactic. Well that's pretty scary to me, folks, so I'm gonna file a complaint with the Seacoast Branch of the NAACP later today. Peace.

PS: His speech is not entirely protected by the First Amendment, as mine was and is in Jaffrey, New Hampshire. He relinquished a degree of his First Amendment Rights by agreeing to be subject to a regulatory board -- and he may even be governed by commercial, rather than general, Free Speech doctrines. I, on the other hand, was exercising a Fundamental right as a free negro (or caucasian) citizen to seek redress for a man who faced three (3) drawn guns, arrest and a body cavity search from undercover police who rousted him and eventually charged him with "loitering," which he beat. See my 16 Oct. blawg, "Open Complaint to NAACP Legal Defense Fund," which still has not been answered substantively.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

so ur girlfriend owns a honda
playing workout tapes by fonda
but fonda ain't got a motor on the back of her honda
my anacoda
don't got none unless u got buns hun
you can do side bends or sit-ups
but please don't use that butt
some brotherz wanna play that hard roll
and tell ya that the butt ain't gold
so they toss and leave it
and i pull up quick to retrieve it
so cosmo says ur fat
well i ain't down wit dat
cuz ur waist is small
and ur curves are kicking
and im thinking bout sticking
to the beanpole dames and the magazines
you ain't it miss thing
give me a sista
i can't resist her
red beans and rice didn't miss her
some knuckle head tried to dis
cuz those girls are on my list
he had game
but he chose to hit em
and I pull up quick to get wit him
so ladies if da butt is round
and u wanna triple xbo down
dial 1-900-mixalot
and kick dem nasty thoughts
baby got back

Anonymous said...

Sir Mix A Lot taught us:

so ur girlfriend owns a honda
playing workout tapes by fonda
but fonda ain't got a motor on the back of her honda
my anacoda
don't got none unless u got buns hun
you can do side bends or sit-ups
but please don't use that butt
some brotherz wanna play that hard roll
and tell ya that the butt ain't gold
so they toss and leave it
and i pull up quick to retrieve it
so cosmo says ur fat
well i ain't down wit dat
cuz ur waist is small
and ur curves are kicking
and im thinking bout sticking
to the beanpole dames and the magazines
you ain't it miss thing
give me a sista
i can't resist her
red beans and rice didn't miss her
some knuckle head tried to dis
cuz those girls are on my list
he had game
but he chose to hit em
and I pull up quick to get wit him
so ladies if da butt is round
and u wanna triple xbo down
dial 1-900-mixalot
and kick dem nasty thoughts
baby got back

Christopher King said...

Word! Thank God for women.... all of ya' :)

Anonymous said...

Glad you have maintained a sense of humor through all this. . .